Funny Coffee Mugs Sayings and Quotes

Find all the best funny coffee mugs sayings and humorous quotes mugs for sale. 

Get funny ceramic and travel mugs for nurses, bosses, and golfers.

<< I think this quote sums it up pretty well. "DRINK COFFEE, do stupid things faster with more energy."

Find everything from mugs with Anne Taintor quotes like this to mugs with funny, sarcastic sayings.

Whether you're in the USA, Australia, UK, or anywhere the perfect humorous mug is waiting for you here.

Find the funny saying or design that makes you roll on the floor or puts a smile on your face every time you fill your cup.

Laughter truly is the best medicine.

Shakespearean Insults Mug

This Shakespearean Insults Mug is a great funny coffee mug with sayings for the student, teacher, or Shakespeare lover in your life.

This is a very popular mug by the Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

It comes boxed so it's ready to be given as a gift.

Also pairs well with the Shakespearean Naughty Mug.

Care instructions: Dishwasher and microwave safe.




My Favorite Funny Coffee Mug Saying - Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte

"I'll Have a Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte to Go Please" is the quote on this mug.

Not only is this just a hilarious saying, it's also a really cool ceramic travel mug.

It holds 16 oz.'s of coffee and has a tight plastic lid with two openings in a lid that rotates closed and open for easy coffee sipping.

Care Instructions: Dishwasher and microwave safe.


Best Funny Coffee Mug Sayings for Nurses

This is the best funny coffee mug saying for nurses, and it couldn't be more true. Nursing is a tough profession that deserves more respect and appreciation.

Until that day comes give your favorite nurse this mug so they can let ungrateful patients know where they stand.

It holds 11 oz.'s.

Care instructions: Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Check out the runner up for funniest nurse sayings mug, "PLEASE STATE THE NATURE OF THE MEDICAL EMERGENCY".


Best Boss Funny Saying Mug

This mug reads, "I'm Sort of a Big Deal Around Here."

This reminds me of the movie Anchor Man with Will Ferrel. He is trying to impress a lady and he says to her, "I'm not sure if you know this, but I'm kind of a big deal. My apartment smells of rich mahogany. I have many leather bound books."

Needless to say, his advances aren't received well and she walks away.

Anyway, this reminds me of the bosses of the world. Buy this for yourself if you are the boss (and your employees like you and your sense of humor). If they don't... well, you're on your own buddy.

If you're an employee buy this as a nice gift for your boss (if they have a sense of humor), or as a gag gift so you can laugh at them behind their back (if they don't have a sense of humor).

Either way it's a great funny boss mug gift.

The mug is 11 oz.'s and dishwasher and microwave safe

Anne Taintor Mugs with Funny Sayings

Anne Taintor vintage mugs have hilarious tongue in cheek humor. Here are a few of the funny quotes you can find at Amazon...

"We go together like drunk and disorderly"

"She was one frozen entree away from a nervous breakdown."

"She was one cocktail away from proving his mother right."

"Funny...I don't recall asking for your opinion."

"Make your own damn dinner."

"If only Monday morning were as easy as I am..."

These are porcelain mugs, dishwasher and microwave safe.


Thanks for visiting and browsing the best funny coffee mugs sayings and quotes for bosses, golfers, nurses, sarcasm, teachers, friends.

I hope you had some laughs. I know I enjoyed hunting these mugs down. Wishing you all the best.

- Steve



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